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Three men married wives from different countries. The first man married

a woman from China . He told her that she was to do their dishes and

house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he

came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Italy . He gave his wife orders

that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first

day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.

By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and

there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Ireland . He ordered her to keep the

house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals

on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see

anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,

some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his

left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a

sandwich and load the dishwasher.

And like him....I didnt see that coming :huh:

:lol:

I think I cracked a rib :blink:

PMSL!! Sounds like the third man was my Dad! lol

PMSL!! Sounds like the third man was my Dad! lol

Nope, it was me.

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