Brian the snail loves his job at Firebox.com (jammy balustrade)

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Anyway, did I tell you the one about the snail??

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.

A year later the same snail appears and says,

"What did you do that for? "

You might just have heard it before tho........!