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Farmers wot are they like

barkwindjammer
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A farmer who wants a divorce goes to see a lawyer,

the farmer says "Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces"! :farmerjohn:

Lawyer says "do you have grounds"?

Farmer: "yes oi gots me 40 acres" :farmerjohn:

Lawyer "no, you dont understand, do you have a suit"?

Farmer "Yes oi wears it to church on sundays" :farmerjohn:

Lawyer "No, I mean do you have a case"?

Farmer "No, but oi's got a John Deere" :farmerjohn:

Lawyer "No, I mean do you have a grudge"?

Farmer "Yes, thats where oi parks the John Deere" :farmerjohn:

Lawyer "Does your wife beat you up"?

Farmer "No, we both gets up at arf 5" :farmerjohn:

Lawyer gets annoyed

and tries one last question

"Is your wife a nagger"?...

"No, she's white, but the baby's a nagger, thats why oi wants a fakkin dayvorce"!

:farmerjohn:

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