Posted November 19, 200915 yr A farmer who wants a divorce goes to see a lawyer, the farmer says "Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces"! Lawyer says "do you have grounds"? Farmer: "yes oi gots me 40 acres" Lawyer "no, you dont understand, do you have a suit"? Farmer "Yes oi wears it to church on sundays" Lawyer "No, I mean do you have a case"? Farmer "No, but oi's got a John Deere" Lawyer "No, I mean do you have a grudge"? Farmer "Yes, thats where oi parks the John Deere" Lawyer "Does your wife beat you up"? Farmer "No, we both gets up at arf 5" Lawyer gets annoyed and tries one last question "Is your wife a nagger"?... "No, she's white, but the baby's a nagger, thats why oi wants a fakkin dayvorce"!
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