started my new job on tueday its pretty damn good it is a lot more demanding than my old one because a large fleet of lorrys rely on me to find there destinations check seal numbers on wagons etc but the bright side to it is i get lots of free stuff watch lots of porn and get to walk around a warehouse looking at all the gear that customs and excise have seized and matalan store loads of stuff there to so do marks and spencers,focus do it all,sainsburys,argos,wincantons... there is alot of stuff im guarding and im told it can be quite risky sometimes when people wanna rob the place just do it with no planning and get fucked everytime but then what can i say they ae bristolians...................................

Nice one Moz...you'll be on to the celebrity bodyguard stuff next!

That must be a great job!

And I didn't fart! :oops:

Killer News Mozzy 8) .....sounds like you're up for the challenge :wink:

did my first night shift last night i enjoyed the job part but didnt like the wanker i was working with.

he has just turned 19 and was telling me how he owns a shelby gt500 mustang and that it is capable of 240 mph the silly prick he made me feel sick as the collar on his shirt was black with dirt then to make matters worse he fucked all the paper work up then me as the trainee sorted it all out for him it made me feel kind of good i also think he is queire,oh well i dont have to work with him again but i can honestly say i really enjoying it so far

Good news all round then Mozzy, a new job AND enjoyin it :shock:

oh and the other guard i work with is a comedian so i am constantly in stiches when he is working

sounds good mozzy, well done 8)

You could have gave him a race on your dt well lets not start that again :wink: