Posted September 11, 200915 yr Moderator I had posted a gag from a mate of mine but it could be miss read by the neurotic minority of people who can't take a joke for what it is. So for the sake of the forum i removed it.
September 12, 200915 yr Author Moderator was it very funny. See what you think, i laughed my c0ck off. PM sent.
September 12, 200915 yr Moderator See what you think, i laughed my c0ck off. PM sent. send it to me too... i could do with a good larf
September 12, 200915 yr Author Moderator send it to me too... i could do with a good larf Its on its way...........
September 12, 200915 yr Author Moderator Ok every body who's seen/heard this has had a laugh so here you are.... One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do" "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" The demon said, "You gay?" "No." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"
September 13, 200915 yr aw you said the gay word. he said the GAY word every one. NOOOOOOO not the gay word oh my god send him packing get rid cant have the g?? word said on a forum
September 14, 200915 yr Nawwwwwwwwwwww The GAY word is fine, It's just that Fridays are a happy day...... at least he didn't say Ar$e Bandit, Chocolate Chaser, Fudge Packer (though I know a woman who used to work for Thorntons, yes packing toffee & Fudge!) Cocoa Soldier Player of the off stump
September 14, 200915 yr Author Moderator I had posted a gag from a mate of mine but it could be miss read by the neurotic minority of people who can't take a joke for what it is. So for the sake of the forum i removed it. Well, i was a bit rash, and the forum is obviously populated by sarcastic nutters who love a good laugh. Thats why this site suits me fine.
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