Moderator Cynic Posted September 11, 2009 Moderator Share Posted September 11, 2009 I had posted a gag from a mate of mine but it could be miss read by the neurotic minority of people who can't take a joke for what it is. So for the sake of the forum i removed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I had a neighbour next to my old flat-miss pelt, she was a stripper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 was it very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted September 12, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted September 12, 2009 was it very funny. See what you think, i laughed my c0ck off. PM sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Goff Posted September 12, 2009 Moderator Share Posted September 12, 2009 See what you think, i laughed my c0ck off. PM sent. send it to me too... i could do with a good larf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 oh i see, we cant say he gay word any more {oops} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted September 12, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted September 12, 2009 send it to me too... i could do with a good larf Its on its way........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted September 12, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted September 12, 2009 Ok every body who's seen/heard this has had a laugh so here you are.... One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do" "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" The demon said, "You gay?" "No." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted September 12, 2009 Moderator Share Posted September 12, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted September 12, 2009 Moderator Share Posted September 12, 2009 what happens saturday and sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 aw you said the gay word. he said the GAY word every one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamigirl Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 aw you said the gay word. he said the GAY word every one. NOOOOOOO not the gay word oh my god send him packing get rid cant have the g?? word said on a forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I agree thats 'poofist'(Cant remember if theres a hyphen or not?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Goff Posted September 13, 2009 Moderator Share Posted September 13, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleDave Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Now you gonna have every fag on your arse for saying the "G" word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas up - Let's Go! Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Nawwwwwwwwwwww The GAY word is fine, It's just that Fridays are a happy day...... at least he didn't say Ar$e Bandit, Chocolate Chaser, Fudge Packer (though I know a woman who used to work for Thorntons, yes packing toffee & Fudge!) Cocoa Soldier Player of the off stump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted September 14, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted September 14, 2009 I had posted a gag from a mate of mine but it could be miss read by the neurotic minority of people who can't take a joke for what it is. So for the sake of the forum i removed it. Well, i was a bit rash, and the forum is obviously populated by sarcastic nutters who love a good laugh. Thats why this site suits me fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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