Moderator YamaHead Posted August 31, 2009 Moderator Share Posted August 31, 2009 The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which." "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."..... .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YamaGod Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Excellent !! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stringal Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which." "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."..... .............. Folks @ Blue shield wouldn't pay for either citing something about existing conditions, lack of motorcycle consistency and political posturing in inappropriate places... But... 50% improvement is still improvement. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyO Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 HAHA BRILLIANT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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