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A Vicar books into an Hotel

and says to the Hotel clerk

"I hope the porn channel

in my room is disabled"

"NO" she says "its just regular porn you sick b@st@rd"

A Vicar books into an Hotel

and says to the Hotel clerk

"I hope the porn channel

in my room is disabled"

"NO" she says "its just regular porn you sick b@st@rd"

Fantastic!! :lol:

Fantasique (French)

Wunderbar (German)

Wonderbra (Goff)

Gert lush (Bristol)

Rubbery (Chinese)

See you Jimmy (Rab C Nesbit)

Also specially for you. BJW

Did you know that Tupperware make bra's

Thet don't lift or seperate them............

But the keep them nice and fresh. :lol: :lol: :lol:

whats blue and smells like red paint?

blue paint :blink:

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A duck walks into a bar...

Got any bread?

Barman says no...

Got any bread?

No...

Got any bread?

No...

Got any bread?

No...

Got any bread?

No we haven't got any bread. Ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar, you irritating little *******...

Got any nails?

No!

Got any bread?

sorry its a slow day at work.. lol

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