barkwindjammer Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 A Vicar books into an Hotel and says to the Hotel clerk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled" "NO" she says "its just regular porn you sick b@st@rd" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 A Vicar books into an Hotel and says to the Hotel clerk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled" "NO" she says "its just regular porn you sick b@st@rd" Fantastic!! Fantasique (French) Wunderbar (German) Wonderbra (Goff) Gert lush (Bristol) Rubbery (Chinese) See you Jimmy (Rab C Nesbit) Also specially for you. BJW Did you know that Tupperware make bra's Thet don't lift or seperate them............ But the keep them nice and fresh. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harris-Dobson Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint ------------------------------------------ A duck walks into a bar... Got any bread? Barman says no... Got any bread? No... Got any bread? No... Got any bread? No... Got any bread? No we haven't got any bread. Ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar, you irritating little *******... Got any nails? No! Got any bread? sorry its a slow day at work.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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