Posted August 8, 200915 yr A bloke takes his kids to the zoo when they get inside theres just one cage? with one small dog sitting inside it? He storms back to the office to complain, "you call this a zoo?" "its just one dog- sitting in a fukin cage !!" the ticket seller calmly replies "thats right sir,- Its a Shitzu"
August 8, 200915 yr Brill BWJ, took a while but got there in the end. Reminds me of a zoo related one. A bloke come across his mate walking around with a penguin and asked "where did he come from?" "I found him in the park" His mate replied "I should take him to the zoo if I was you" "Good idea, I'll take him round there this afternoon" The next day the bloke comes across his mate who still has the penguin in tow. "I thought you said you were taking him to the zoo yesterday?" "I did" said his mate. "Today I thought I'd take him to the pictures"
August 8, 200915 yr Author Update: I've ordered one of these minaiture pet 'Eden world' (dunno if I've read the instructions properly, but it will have to do), gettin delivered monday by 'shity-link-courier', then its off to the 'zoo' , dunno if I've got the capacity right, but will improvise, maybe need to stuff it in a bit with compression straps, but hey am an animal lover ! , rescue on its way 'fun-ball-fwuffy-missy'-tip "never let a woman KC register a dogs name" , I'll keep you all posted !
August 9, 200915 yr Update: I've ordered one of these minaiture pet 'Eden world' (dunno if I've read the instructions properly, but it will have to do), gettin delivered monday by 'shity-link-courier', then its off to the 'zoo' , dunno if I've got the capacity right, but will improvise, maybe need to stuff it in a bit with compression straps, but hey am an animal lover ! , rescue on its way 'fun-ball-fwuffy-missy'-tip "never let a woman KC register a dogs name" , I'll keep you all posted ! wow thanks for the link barkwindjammer ,now i can take my bull terriers every were i go, do you have a link for them compression straps
August 9, 200915 yr Moderator wow thanks for the link barkwindjammer ,now i can take my bull terriers every were i go, do you have a link for them compression straps Hey dont knock it!! One of our members on here takes his dog in his tank bag!! Check this LINK HERE - theres photos of his pooch on the bike too - brilliant! If i could take ma bull terrier then i would too
August 9, 200915 yr Hey dont knock it!! One of our members on here takes his dog in his tank bag!! Check this LINK HERE - theres photos of his pooch on the bike too - brilliant! If i could take ma bull terrier then i would too well goff ,the compression straps are the road to go down
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