yammie girl Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart & strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts who owns a liquor store. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted July 3, 2004 Moderator Share Posted July 3, 2004 MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts who owns a liquor store. :roll: But I'd be more than willing to settle for my BIKE :shock: .....Much more Reliable :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1caz Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart & strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen. Very funny but you'll be waiting a long time :!: :!: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yammie girl Posted July 3, 2004 Author Share Posted July 3, 2004 i can but hope should add must wear leather or uniform :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 :loved ..my first time :loved The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I Her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best to place my hand on her breast I remember my fear my fast beating heart but slowly she spread her legs apart And when she did I felt no shame as all at once the white stuff came At last it was finished it's all over now, my first time...milking a cow. if women had wheels we could ride them all day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yammie girl Posted July 4, 2004 Author Share Posted July 4, 2004 :loved ..my first time :loved The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I Her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best to place my hand on her breast I remember my fear my fast beating heart but slowly she spread her legs apart And when she did I felt no shame as all at once the white stuff came At last it was finished it's all over now, my first time...milking a cow. if women had wheels we could ride them all day... what are u like mate :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 YAMMIEBABY I KNOW THAT IM NOT ALL THOSE THINGS BUT I STILLGOT A DICK AND IM WILLING TO USE IT 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 YAMMIEBABY I KNOW THAT IM NOT ALL THOSE THINGS BUT I STILLGOT A DICK AND IM WILLING TO USE IT :^o http://www.funny-pictures.com/ecards/flash...enieweenie.html :^o.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yammie girl Posted July 4, 2004 Author Share Posted July 4, 2004 now paul its not big to make fun of others like that [-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 Funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMW Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Hmm, a very long time LOL !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 thank you paul thAT was very entertaining you bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 thank you paul thAT was very entertaining you bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 .......... :wink: thanks mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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