Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart & strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed.

When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back & begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge breasts

who owns a liquor store.

:roll:

MALE PRAYER 

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac 

with huge breasts 

who owns a liquor store. 

:roll:

But I'd be more than willing to settle for my BIKE :shock: .....Much more Reliable :wink:

Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart & strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed.

When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back & begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.

Very funny but you'll be waiting a long time :!: :!:

i can but hope

should add must wear leather or uniform :roll:

:loved ..my first time :loved

The sky was dark

the moon was high

all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft

her eyes so blue

I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft

her legs so fine

I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how

but I tried my best

to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear

my fast beating heart

but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did

I felt no shame

as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished

it's all over now,

my first time...milking a cow.

if women had wheels we could ride them all day...

:loved ..my first time :loved

The sky was dark

the moon was high 

all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft 

her eyes so blue 

I knew just what she wanted to do 

Her skin so soft 

her legs so fine 

I ran my fingers down her spine 

I didn't know how 

but I tried my best 

to place my hand on her breast 

I remember my fear 

my fast beating heart 

but slowly she spread her legs apart 

And when she did 

I felt no shame 

as all at once the white stuff came 

At last it was finished 

it's all over now,

my first time...milking a cow.

if women had wheels we could ride them all day...

what are u like mate :roll:

YAMMIEBABY I KNOW THAT IM NOT ALL THOSE THINGS BUT I STILLGOT A DICK AND IM WILLING TO USE IT 8)

YAMMIEBABY I KNOW THAT IM NOT ALL THOSE THINGS BUT I STILLGOT A DICK AND IM WILLING TO USE IT

:^o http://www.funny-pictures.com/ecards/flash...enieweenie.html :^o..........

now paul its not big to make fun of others like that [-X

Funny though

Hmm, a very long time LOL !!!

thank you paul thAT was very entertaining

you bastard

thank you paul thAT was very entertaining

you bastard

.......... :wink: thanks mate