a nearly authentic carry-out meal

Ingreedyents

1: 1 packet of monster munch (personal flavour of choice)

2: 1 small portion of 'oyster sauce' (ingredients secret) from your local 24 hour xpensive-grub establishment ,

hey presto,

sintered prawn judo style

even better, take a wander around town at night, preferably around the pubs and pizza places, its amazing what you find on park benches at midnight in newbury!, who buys a perfectly good spicy chicken pizza and then leaves half of it in the box on a bench?

when you're out with your mates late at night with no money for food, things like that are a godsend , still have a pot of dip aswell (unused)