When the missus, sorry wife, took my bike out for the first time I was extremly worried because she had no knowledge whatsoever about the mechanical side of bikes. After about half an hour I rec'd a phone call from her mobile and she said that the bike had broken down. I thought F***ing hell what has she done? She said that the carburettor was flooded. I was very impressed and asked her how she knew that was the problem. To which she replied "because the bikes in the river"

When the missus, sorry wife, took my bike out for the first time I was extremly worried because she had no knowledge whatsoever about the mechanical side of bikes. After about half an hour I rec'd a phone call from her mobile and she said that the bike had broken down. I thought F***ing hell what has she done? She said that the carburettor was flooded. I was very impressed and asked her how she knew that was the problem. To which she replied "because the bikes in the river"

hmm Nice One !

I was down your way today shame I didn't notice how close I was coz I may have popped in for a brew !

Regards Jim

A Womans poem;

before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

one who's handsome, smart and strong,

one who loves to listen long,

one who thinks before he speaks,

one who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self employed,

and when I spend wont get annoyed,

pull out my chair and hold my hand,

massage my feet and help me stand.

A Mans poem;

I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits, owns a pub on a golf course and loves it in the arse,

I know, I know !

it doesnt rhyme

k-sake, details