A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you

in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm

fine now.'

Bartender, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword

fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.

I'm fine, really.'

' Bartender 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked

up and one of them shit in my eye.'

'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird shit.'

Pirate, 'It was my first day with the hook.'

oh dear oh dear... we best get you back to the home, OG... they must be wondering where you are...

hahaha now thats funny

hahaha now thats funny

i know, its fun making jokes about old people

i know, its fun making jokes about old people

haha OG's going to slap you when he see's you lol

OG you nicking my crapster jokes?