Moderator Airhead Posted May 21, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 21, 2009 A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' Bartender, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' Pirate, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.' ' Bartender 'What about that eye patch?' Pirate, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.' 'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird shit.' Pirate, 'It was my first day with the hook.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 oh dear oh dear... we best get you back to the home, OG... they must be wondering where you are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barwell1992 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 hahaha now thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 hahaha now thats funny i know, its fun making jokes about old people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barwell1992 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 i know, its fun making jokes about old people haha OG's going to slap you when he see's you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted May 21, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 21, 2009 OG you nicking my crapster jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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