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Jeremy Clarkson would make the best p.m ever lol =]

FU** the boring m.ps get him in =] oh and btw

IF anyone sees an MP spit on him/her and say go claim allowences for having your suit cleaned snob :rolleyes::blink:

Nope...He's funny I'll grant you but he is anti bike and pro gas guzzlers!

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Would take off speed limits and would stop all the shitty caravans on the road

and he would be a dam site better then shit for brains brown

=] :lol:

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lol, you old Avengers fan you :)

New Avengers - please! Diana Rigg was in The Avengers - but she could be Prime Minister too!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dont forget the chandalier, and to top the lot...claiming mortgage interest on a mortgage that was paid up long ago

Theyre not getting away with it any longer although it must have gone on for years until someone started digging, I'd like to know how we can look at our own individual MP's expenses so we can make some choices about how to vote for them or not.

Hi Paul,

as my MP is the proud owner of the said chandelier, I guess its a ride round to his gaff & see what we bought, but I would guess most, when all the data is looked at, have made 'mistakes'. Benefit fraud I reckon take their DNA & give um a criminal record !

Regards Jim

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Benefit fraud I reckon take their DNA & give um a criminal record !

Any one, any one other than some M.p would currently be detained in a cell somewhere, so why are they getting away with it, is this safety in numbers because most of them have done it, or are they just above the law now??

i dont see why these robbing bastards can get away with spending £0000s of pounds on shit, one i heard was £8000 on a Fcukin book case

A BOOK CASE

:angry::blink:

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Benefit fraud I reckon take their DNA & give um a criminal record !

Any one, any one other than some M.p would currently be detained in a cell somewhere, so why are they getting away with it, is this safety in numbers because most of them have done it, or are they just above the law now??

i dont see why these robbing bastards can get away with spending £0000s of pounds on shit, one i heard was £8000 on a Fcukin book case

A BOOK CASE

:angry::blink:

The thing is...If that book case was really necessary, then we should have bought one for all the MP's because its not really fair to leave the others out. Come to think of it we should also pay for moats to be dug round their posh residences and chandaliers in their hallways, we should also continue to pay their mortgages after they are paid up and when they get home from a tiring day sleeping in the commons bar they can flop down in the old massage chair and watch the gardening team spread that great big pile of paid for horse sh1t around the lovely borders............NOT!!!!!!

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GETTING AWAY WITH THIS???

:blink::huh::o:angry:

Its because some twat shopped GUY FAUKS all them years ago ;)

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To be honist, and unfortnetly i live a long way from london we could do with the same kind of thing happening, only it working this time,

Those pricks in the mansions, who built their moats to keep us out and their morgages to live on piles of cash need to eat the horse shit their selling us and be made to pay, COMMUNITY SERVICE FOLLOWED BY A SUSPENDED SENTENCE IF YOU ASK ME.........

Anyways

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Benefit fraud I reckon take their DNA & give um a criminal record !

Any one, any one other than some M.p would currently be detained in a cell somewhere, so why are they getting away with it, is this safety in numbers because most of them have done it, or are they just above the law now??

i dont see why these robbing bastards can get away with spending £0000s of pounds on shit, one i heard was £8000 on a Fcukin book case

A BOOK CASE

:angry::blink:

I thought that was a wide screen TV ! :lol:

Regards Jim

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when they get home from a tiring day sleeping in the commons bar they can flop down in the old massage chair and watch the gardening team spread that great big pile of paid for horse sh1t around the lovely borders............NOT!!!!!!

And of top of that they can still have a cigar/cigarette in their bar us plebies have been banned from that practice so perhaps they should align with us & if they have a ciggi in their pub & get caught (you guessed it) criminal record & a DNA swab to be held on file for the full term ... as they are dodgie you need to hold this info just in case they offend again you no the things ... rape, BANK ROBBERY etc

Regards Jim

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They just think that their above their own FCUKING laws, and its aload of bullshit tbh,

us pesants are not worth their shoes or mansions or rules, BUT WE ARE FCUKING PAYING FOR THEM, THAT WE CAN DO,

Line them up and shoot the barstools for incontempt, or curruption whichever or both =][=

And then let people like joanna lumly and other people who would be right for the job in charge, jeramy clarckson transport minister, jhon sargent, could think of plenty more :lol::blink:

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there are cheeky bastards and cheecky bastards but this arsehole must be the worst ,one of the things he claimed was £62 for a summons he had recieved for non payment of council tax, legitimate expense my arse?

Defiant Justice Minister Shahid Malik has insisted that he went "one million per cent by the book" in making expenses claims ranging from a massage chair to a home cinema system, must have been to busy watching porn in his massage chair to go and pay his council tax. they should all be prosocuted for fraud if it was any of us we would lose are jobs and be taken to court.

i know they are all the same but we should make sure the likes of hazel blears and the rest of the current fraudsters dont get back in.

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i know they are all the same but we should make sure the likes of hazel blears and the rest of the current fraudsters dont get back in.

Hi,

I guess we could go back to 70's times .. all take turns on Hazel and everything would be ok .... but in todays form she has to be sacked

Regards Jim

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Yeah but i have to say, labough, conservative, or most of the big ones are better then the BMP any way you slice it, the only decent one is green party,

BMP are racist and lets face it, it wouldn't be england without being multicultural because the place would fall to bits, so please dont vote for them, gorden brown is a complete cock yeah but BMP would be worse.

:unsure:

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Yeah but i have to say, labough, conservative, or most of the big ones are better then the BMP any way you slice it, the only decent one is green party,

BMP are racist and lets face it, it wouldn't be england without being multicultural because the place would fall to bits, so please dont vote for them, gorden brown is a complete cock yeah but BMP would be worse.

:unsure:

so you don't fancy Hazel then ? oh ok but a total government change here would be good .. with the electorate calling the shots .. if the employee (MP) doesn't hold up his/her electorate sacks them and puts the 'new person' in their place

Regards Jim

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but the public get promised everything and get nothing,

other than ripped off that is, we have to sort these people out because they now think that their above the law....

brown OUT

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but the public get promised everything and get nothing,

other than ripped off that is, we have to sort these people out because they now think that their above the law....

brown OUT

I still guess the electorate should have the ability to remove their employee so if they dont stand your to their promises just give them the sack and replace them with someone else .. which may mean a few byelections and could change the majority in the house, which in turn could allow government to go forward !

Regards Jim

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would be nice, your crap there is the door kindly leave, =]

the only problem with that is that not many ever do what they say they will and how do we know that the next one is better??

but the individual who puts his hand up basil brush's bum would be better (no offence i love basil) =]

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would be nice, your crap there is the door kindly leave, =]

the only problem with that is that not many ever do what they say they will and how do we know that the next one is better??

but the individual who puts his hand up basil brush's bum would be better (no offence i love basil) =]

Are you implying that all politicans are bent ? In one of to ways ... 1) do totally the opposite to what they tell you 2) stick there hand up some guy called Basil's arse ... which one ?

Regards Jim

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