Moderator drewpy Posted March 23, 2009 Moderator Share Posted March 23, 2009 A Man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing Among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present Of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty Salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new Outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells Him that she has done this to be more attractive for him Because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him A new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, And some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she Tells him that she has spent all the money on him because She loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns Several times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and Reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him That she wants to save for their future because she loves Him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had Done with the money he'd given Her. Then he married the one with the biggest Tits. Men are like that, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted March 24, 2009 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Haha, thats a good one XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammy dodger Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batifan19 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 The man thought for a long time about what each woman had Done with the money he'd given Her. Then he married the one with the biggest Tits. Men are like that, you know. typical.. Where's the gullible git thats got a spare £5000 to see what 'I' can do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fosdyke Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Then he married the one with the biggest Tits. Damn - thats where I went wrong!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaGod Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 !!! Oh,man.Your jokes are fantastic !! I really enjoy your jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robanglim Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 aaaaaawwwwwwwssssooooooooommmmmeeeeeeee :D drewpy u got tit in one mate nice joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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