> > At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an

> > inspector to audit the

> > books of a synagogue.

> >

> > While he was checking the books he turned to the

> > Rabbi and said:

> >

> > 'I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you

> > do with the candle

> > drippings?'

> >

> > 'Good question', retorted the Rabbi, 'We

> > save them up and send them back to

> > the candle makers, and every now and then they send

> > us a free box of

> > candles.'

> >

> > 'Oh', replied the auditor, somewhat

> > disappointed that his unusual question

> > had a practical answer.

> >

> > But on he went, in his obnoxious way, 'What about

> > all these biscuit

> > purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'

> > 'Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realising that

> > the inspector was trying to

> > trap him with an unanswerable question.

> >

> > 'We collect them and send them back to the

> > manufacturers, and every now and

> > then they send a free box of holy biscuits.'

> >

> > 'I see!' replied the auditor, thinking hard

> > about how he could fluster the

> > know-it-all Rabbi.

> >

> > 'Well, Rabbi', he went on, 'What do you

> > do with all the leftover foreskins

> > from the circumcisions you perform?'

> >

> > 'Here, too, we do not waste', answered the

> > Rabbi. 'What we do is save up all

> > the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and

> > about once a year they

> > send us a complete dick.'

good one.

Aye, tis a good one but i'm sure i've seen it before Somewhere