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Zeus the greek god

drewpy
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Zeus the greek god was flying over ancient Greece when he spotted a georgeous woman naked washing herself.

He made love to her then stroked her face and told her "In nine months you will have a child and you will call him Hercules!"

She dressed herself smiled and replied "In nine days you will have a rash and you will call it Herpes now fuck off!!"

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    lol (knew that in some other version :D )

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    What?, just like that, jeez o.was it valentines night ?

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