Posted February 16, 200916 yr Moderator Zeus the greek god was flying over ancient Greece when he spotted a georgeous woman naked washing herself. He made love to her then stroked her face and told her "In nine months you will have a child and you will call him Hercules!" She dressed herself smiled and replied "In nine days you will have a rash and you will call it Herpes now fuck off!!"
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