Moderator drewpy Posted February 16, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 16, 2009 WOMEN’S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later (see HERE ) We need to talk = I need to complain Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to do that I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I want something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me MEN’S ENGLISH I’m hungry = I’m hungry I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy I’m tired = I’m tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice tits! You look tense = I want to fondle you What’s wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time? What’s wrong? = I’m guessing sex is out of the question I’m bored = Would you like to fuck? I love you = I’d like to fuck right now I love you, too = I really want to fuck Let’s talk = I’d like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uzi_999 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 hahaa, nice one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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