Moderator Airhead Posted January 16, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 16, 2009 A bloke from Yorkshire goes to the jewellers: He says, "Can tha mek a gold statue o' mi dog?". "Aye, reckon a can," sez the jeweller. "Does tha want it eighteen carat?". "Neigh," sez bloke, "I want it chewin' a bone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_B Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Yorkshire born, Yorkshire bred, Strong in the arm and good in bed :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted January 16, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted January 16, 2009 Ayup...Tetley bitter men , If yer cant beat em...join em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 18, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 18, 2009 A broad yorkshireman went into the vet's. "I've come about t'cat." The vet asks, "Is it a tom?" "Nay, ah brung it wimmee." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 18, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 18, 2009 Clubbers in yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths. This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted January 18, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted January 18, 2009 Yorkshireman wants a headstone making for his late wife, and he asks the mason to carve 'She was thine' on it. When he goes back a week later the headstone reads 'She was thin' "No you idiot" he complains, "you've missed the 'E' off" So he goes back a week later and looks at the stone, which now reads ...... 'E she was thin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 18, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST ME! Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Yorkshireman wants a headstone making for his late wife, and he asks the mason to carve 'She was thine' on it. When he goes back a week later the headstone reads 'She was thin' "No you idiot" he complains, "you've missed the 'E' off" So he goes back a week later and looks at the stone, which now reads ...... 'E she was thin' Love ya work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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