A bloke from Yorkshire goes to the jewellers:

He says, "Can tha mek a gold statue o' mi dog?".

"Aye, reckon a can," sez the jeweller.

"Does tha want it eighteen carat?".

"Neigh," sez bloke, "I want it chewin' a bone."

Yorkshire born, Yorkshire bred, Strong in the arm and good in bed :-)

Ayup...Tetley bitter men , If yer cant beat em...join em

A broad yorkshireman went into the vet's.

"I've come about t'cat."

The vet asks, "Is it a tom?"

"Nay, ah brung it wimmee."

Clubbers in yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'

Yorkshireman wants a headstone making for his late wife, and he asks the mason to carve 'She was thine' on it.

When he goes back a week later the headstone reads 'She was thin'

"No you idiot" he complains, "you've missed the 'E' off"

So he goes back a week later and looks at the stone, which now reads ......

'E she was thin'

Yorkshireman wants a headstone making for his late wife, and he asks the mason to carve 'She was thine' on it.

When he goes back a week later the headstone reads 'She was thin'

"No you idiot" he complains, "you've missed the 'E' off"

So he goes back a week later and looks at the stone, which now reads ......

'E she was thin'

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