Yorkshire bloke

[Airhead]

A bloke from Yorkshire goes to the jewellers:

He says, "Can tha mek a gold statue o' mi dog?".

"Aye, reckon a can," sez the jeweller.

"Does tha want it eighteen carat?".

"Neigh," sez bloke, "I want it chewin' a bone."

[Rich_B]

Yorkshire born, Yorkshire bred, Strong in the arm and good in bed :-)

[Airhead]

Ayup...Tetley bitter men , If yer cant beat em...join em

[drewpy]

A broad yorkshireman went into the vet's.

"I've come about t'cat."

The vet asks, "Is it a tom?"

"Nay, ah brung it wimmee."

[drewpy]

Clubbers in yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'

[Airhead]

Yorkshireman wants a headstone making for his late wife, and he asks the mason to carve 'She was thine' on it.

When he goes back a week later the headstone reads 'She was thin'

"No you idiot" he complains, "you've missed the 'E' off"

So he goes back a week later and looks at the stone, which now reads ......

'E she was thin'

[drewpy]

[JUST ME!]

Yorkshireman wants a headstone making for his late wife, and he asks the mason to carve 'She was thine' on it.

When he goes back a week later the headstone reads 'She was thin'

"No you idiot" he complains, "you've missed the 'E' off"

So he goes back a week later and looks at the stone, which now reads ......

'E she was thin'

Love ya work!