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Yorkshire born, Yorkshire bred, Strong in the arm and good in bed :-)

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A broad yorkshireman went into the vet's.

"I've come about t'cat."

The vet asks, "Is it a tom?"

"Nay, ah brung it wimmee."

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Clubbers in yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'

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Yorkshireman wants a headstone making for his late wife, and he asks the mason to carve 'She was thine' on it.

When he goes back a week later the headstone reads 'She was thin'

"No you idiot" he complains, "you've missed the 'E' off"

So he goes back a week later and looks at the stone, which now reads ......

'E she was thin'

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Yorkshireman wants a headstone making for his late wife, and he asks the mason to carve 'She was thine' on it.

When he goes back a week later the headstone reads 'She was thin'

"No you idiot" he complains, "you've missed the 'E' off"

So he goes back a week later and looks at the stone, which now reads ......

'E she was thin'

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