Imanupstart Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 1962 Safety Rules from Honda Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Owner's Manual. Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider. 1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him. 2. When a passenger of the foot hooves in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi. 3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by. 4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes. 5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon! Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the collapse and tie up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 lol "back in the day" eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted January 16, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 16, 2009 Sorry if this is a repost/really old but I just read this on bass chat and almost pissed myself 1962 Safety Rules from Honda Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Owner's Manual. Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider. 1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him. 2. When a passenger of the foot hooves in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi. 3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by. 4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes. 5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon! Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the collapse and tie up. If any passenger of the foot tries to obstacle my passage he's gonna get more than a melodious tootle from me i'll have you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted January 16, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 16, 2009 If any passenger of the foot tries to obstacle my passage he's gonna get more than a melodious tootle from me i'll have you know Damn straight!.......use 'em for traction I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Speedbump! *thump-thump*... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted January 16, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 16, 2009 Come to think of it...Number 2 might be good advice for imanupstart...i mean, with his track record with "passengers of the foot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imanupstart Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 Oi! Certainly expressed by word of mouth alot more colourful language than hi hi, think it involved curb stomps and smashed faces If I recall correctly. But next time a melodious trumpet shall suffice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 18, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 18, 2009 I want to meet the skid demon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imanupstart Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 Me too, and the festive dog. Sounds like a right laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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