Moderator Airhead Posted January 15, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 15, 2009 Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.' T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.' Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured Exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?' The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.' CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet....... Ate the cookies........ Drank the milk....... Sh*t on the paper....... Screwed the other three cats....... Claimed he injured his back while doing so....... Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions....... Put in for Workers Compensation...............and Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............ AND THAT MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE? WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzlydan Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 AND THAT MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE? WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!! Ain't that the truth!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 18, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 18, 2009 nevermind 4 cats, I want 4 candles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 got any hose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzlydan Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 nevermind 4 cats, I want 4 candles Will fork handles do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 20, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 20, 2009 for those who are stumped by this thread 4 candles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhat250 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 for those who are stumped by this thread 4 candles Absolutly frkn brilliant ... ... BEATS ME HOW U" LOT "MANNAGED TO TEACH HALF THE WORLD THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 20, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 20, 2009 Absolutly frkn brilliant ... ... BEATS ME HOW U" LOT "MANNAGED TO TEACH HALF THE WORLD THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE you must have sore tips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Goff Posted January 21, 2009 Moderator Share Posted January 21, 2009 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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