I managed to squees the old girl in the shed to start the clean up,

Many hours later the wife pops in, "there's a funny smell in here" she say`s,

NO SHIT, might be, Petrol, Oil, Turps, Paint, polish, OR ME,

There's bits of bike all over, I bet she`s in there tomorrow with a duster,

New of course, God love her, And all such girls, Mark.

I managed to squees the old girl in the shed to start the clean up,

Many hours later the wife pops in, "there's a funny smell in here" she say`s,

NO SHIT, might be, Petrol, Oil, Turps, Paint, polish, OR ME,

There's bits of bike all over, I bet she`s in there tomorrow with a duster,

New of course, God love her, And all such girls, Mark.

Lock the shed, hide the key, quick quick!!

Get one of the neutraldol anti-smell bulb things from poundland or boots or the like. They don't mask odours, they remove them. Bloody ace things to have around

just painting engine cases in the kitchen and curing it in the oven right now. missus gone balistic and the house now reaks of paint. It'll all be worth it.....................

just painting engine cases in the kitchen and curing it in the oven right now. missus gone balistic and the house now reaks of paint. It'll all be worth it.....................

i know now why i never got married again, ah the joys of being single no soaps no worries about leaving the toilet seat up bike bits in the kitchen pure heaven.

saw in another post of yours drewpy you live off the east lancs so do i behind moorside school

Keep the shed LOCKED Mark!

LIFE will be alot easier if you do. ......

i know now why i never got married again, ah the joys of being single no soaps no worries about leaving the toilet seat up bike bits in the kitchen pure heaven.

saw in another post of yours drewpy you live off the east lancs so do i behind moorside school

cool, must hook up sometime, i live in Monton, not too far!!