Posted December 4, 200816 yr A little ditty for all pasta lovers. A man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of the rendevous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet he told her to simply mail him a post card and write Spaghetti on the back, he would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. Honey she said you received a very strange post card today. Oh, just give it to me and Ill explain it later he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti! two with meatballs, one without.
December 4, 200816 yr A little ditty for all pasta lovers. A man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of the rendevous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet he told her to simply mail him a post card and write “Spaghetti” on the back, he would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. ”Honey” she said “you received a very strange post card today”. “Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later” he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card was written: “Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti! two with meatballs, one without”. thats grate wife aint stoped lola
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