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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks the owner

“Do you have any widdle wabbits??”

The shopkeepers heart melts, so he kneels down so that he is on her level and asks,

“Do you want a widdle white wabbit, a thoft fuffy bwack wabbit or like that that widdle bwown one over there..?”

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says,

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“I weally don’t fink my pyfon gives a fuck!!”

HAHAHAAAA!!!, good one Goff...

i remember someone saying something similar to me about a baby mouse and a cornsnake...

keep em coming :D

LMAO!!!!!! Sounds like my older sister when She was (alot) younger, lol....

  • 2 weeks later...

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