Moderator Cynic Posted November 14, 2008 Moderator Share Posted November 14, 2008 Got this in an e-mail thought you lot might like it... What Do Retired People Do All Day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.. I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a sh#t-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age :0) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsnotme Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Hey! That was my car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted November 14, 2008 Moderator Share Posted November 14, 2008 The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted November 14, 2008 Moderator Share Posted November 14, 2008 i had a feeling that was comming (said the actress to the bishop!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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