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Got this in an e-mail thought you lot might like it...

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to

make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into

town and went into a shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out,

there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a

senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.. I called

him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for

having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a sh#t-head. He finished the second

ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing

a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him,

the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try

to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important

at our

age :0)

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The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

Classic! :lol:

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