oldtimer Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan). WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed. WIFE: - silence - - HUSBAND: F * ck .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Live to ride Ride to live Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan). WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed. WIFE: - silence - - HUSBAND: F * ck .... HAhahahaahhahahahha....Great that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepurz Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 AHHHHHHHH SHEEEUT thats funny! bwaa haa haa haa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 LOL, good one XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beginner Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 That's absolutely brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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