Posted October 25, 200816 yr Moderator Contrast the way terrorist attacks are handled by eyewitnesses in Glesga compared with the US. America: "Oh my God! there was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life... I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me" Glasgow: "Cunt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him" America: "I just wanna get home, away from here.. I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow: "Here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a fuckin' plane! Ye get me?" America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow: "Fuck this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in" America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life" Glasgow: "A swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws" America: "There was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow: "There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that" America: "I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought I was going to die" Glasgow: "Here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"
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