oldtimer Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman with gorgeous figure, big breasts etc, waving at him. She says "Hello"! He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "Oh yes, you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So aghast he says:- "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the snooker table, with all my mates watching, while you whipped my bum with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly:- "No, I'm your son's teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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