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A biker is in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his nose and mouth. A pretty nurse is in attendance.

"Nurse.." he mumbles, " Are my testicles black?"

The nurse raises his gown and holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles with the other.

She takes a close look at them before saying, " Sir there is nothing wrong with them."

The biker removes the oxygen mask from his face and smiles at her saying.

" Thanks for that. It was just wonderful. But listen very closely and carefully....

Are my test...results...back?"

:lol:

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