Posted October 17, 200816 yr Moderator A builder and his apprentice on a building site are argueing about how much you can carry in a wheelbarrow. The old guy starts to get fed up with it and says to the younger guy, "Right a months wages! , i bet i can carry something across the site in the wheelbarrow that you can't" The young wipper snapper jumps at the 'easy' money, "you've got a bet old timer, i can lift far more for far longer than you ever can". So they shake on the bet to make it official then the old guy looks at him with a thin smile, "go on then get in......" I'm normally far too late with gags i seem to be the last person to hear them but this had me gigling all day so what the hell.......
October 18, 200816 yr A builder and his apprentice on a building site are argueing about how much you can carry in a wheelbarrow. The old guy starts to get fed up with it and says to the younger guy, "Right a months wages! , i bet i can carry something across the site in the wheelbarrow that you can't" The young wipper snapper jumps at the 'easy' money, "you've got a bet old timer, i can lift far more for far longer than you ever can". So they shake on the bet to make it official then the old guy looks at him with a thin smile, "go on then get in......" I'm normally far too late with gags i seem to be the last person to hear them but this had me gigling all day so what the hell.......
October 18, 200816 yr a labourer on a building site goes to his boss and asks for some oil for his barrow: boss: why what's wrong with it? labourer: when i push it goes squeak........ squeak.......squeak.......squeak boss: YOU'RE FIRED!! labourer: because my barrow squeaks!? boss: no, because it should be going squeak squeak squeak squeak
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