Moderator Cynic Posted October 17, 2008 Moderator Share Posted October 17, 2008 A builder and his apprentice on a building site are argueing about how much you can carry in a wheelbarrow. The old guy starts to get fed up with it and says to the younger guy, "Right a months wages! , i bet i can carry something across the site in the wheelbarrow that you can't" The young wipper snapper jumps at the 'easy' money, "you've got a bet old timer, i can lift far more for far longer than you ever can". So they shake on the bet to make it official then the old guy looks at him with a thin smile, "go on then get in......" I'm normally far too late with gags i seem to be the last person to hear them but this had me gigling all day so what the hell....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit146 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 A builder and his apprentice on a building site are argueing about how much you can carry in a wheelbarrow. The old guy starts to get fed up with it and says to the younger guy, "Right a months wages! , i bet i can carry something across the site in the wheelbarrow that you can't" The young wipper snapper jumps at the 'easy' money, "you've got a bet old timer, i can lift far more for far longer than you ever can". So they shake on the bet to make it official then the old guy looks at him with a thin smile, "go on then get in......" I'm normally far too late with gags i seem to be the last person to hear them but this had me gigling all day so what the hell....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattT Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 a labourer on a building site goes to his boss and asks for some oil for his barrow: boss: why what's wrong with it? labourer: when i push it goes squeak........ squeak.......squeak.......squeak boss: YOU'RE FIRED!! labourer: because my barrow squeaks!? boss: no, because it should be going squeak squeak squeak squeak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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