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A bloke goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I feel like I’ve got something lodged in my arsehole."

So the doctor takes a look and says, "Yes you’re right, I can see something." He gets his tweezers and pulls out a £50 note. "What’s that doing in there," he asks the bloke.

"Ive got no idea doc, but is there any more?"

Armed with the tweezers, the doctor has another look. And pulls out another £50. Then a £100. Then £50, then £20, another £100, and so on for about 10 minutes. Finally he says "I think that’s the lot now."

The bloke says "How much was there anyway?"

The doctor totals it up and says, "There was £1980."

The bloke thinks for a minute and says, "Yeah, that’d be about right. I wasn’t feeling too grand."

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