Moderator Airhead Posted October 5, 2008 Moderator Share Posted October 5, 2008 Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland. The attendant, who knows nothing about golf says “top o the morning to yer sir” Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket “What are those?” asks the attendant. “They’re called tees, they’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”…”Feck me” says the Irishman “BMW think of everything”!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey*DTR Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted October 6, 2008 Moderator Share Posted October 6, 2008 Yet another "Farkle" to be added to BMW's option list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted October 6, 2008 Moderator Share Posted October 6, 2008 saw one of the directors checking out his newly delivered BM in the car park the other day. Said to him I saw him using the indicators and him thinking "that's the last time I use those", he said he also ripped out his rear view mirror as that was redundant. true ....too true!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas up - Let's Go! Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 “They’re called tees, they’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving It's official, BMUU drivers have small balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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