Posted October 5, 200816 yr Moderator Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland. The attendant, who knows nothing about golf says “top o the morning to yer sir” Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket “What are those?” asks the attendant. “They’re called tees, they’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”…”Feck me” says the Irishman “BMW think of everything”!!
October 6, 200816 yr Moderator saw one of the directors checking out his newly delivered BM in the car park the other day. Said to him I saw him using the indicators and him thinking "that's the last time I use those", he said he also ripped out his rear view mirror as that was redundant. true ....too true!!
October 7, 200816 yr “They’re called tees, they’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving It's official, BMUU drivers have small balls!
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