Shipwrecked

[Airhead]

A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a

sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal

companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus

clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the

lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm

around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the

man took his arm from around the sheep..

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but

there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The

only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the

man had ever seen.. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he

slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening

beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds,

a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought

the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and, realising

he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman cautiously and

whispered in her ear,

'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

[Guest Exupnutta]

LMAO

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[drewpy]

nice one mate, must find some more