Gas up - Let's Go! Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 or even IF you can ride - its all about the tits and ass..... fair point. Who is that? her head is wider than her waist, what's the point, she can't eat, drink and must spend hours in the Gym - so like I say, whats the point. Gimme a real woman, who; Is real, not a persona Can hold a conversation Can enjoy herself Isn't self obsessed Doesn't mind geting dirty Can wap my arse off road (anyone can goe fast on the road - with the right bike) Can have a good old argument, then still have a laugh about it after Lady at dinner, what the hell she wants to be after that! Has shape, like tits and an ass Has a real personality I have to say, my missus just about passes - but the Lara Croft impersonations in Africa put an end to her adventure side (rolled the 4x4 down the mountain, then 5 opperations later she has her arm back in use!), so she's got no chance of wupping my ass off road - she got way better scares though, and her recovery back to normality is inspirational.
Moderator Goff Posted January 22, 2009 Moderator Posted January 22, 2009 Gimme a real woman, who; Is real, not a persona Can hold a conversation Can enjoy herself Isn't self obsessed Doesn't mind geting dirty Can wap my arse off road (anyone can goe fast on the road - with the right bike) Can have a good old argument, then still have a laugh about it after Lady at dinner, what the hell she wants to be after that! Has shape, like tits and an ass Has a real personality That'll be me then.......
Ttaskmaster Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Who is that? That's Neve Campbell!!!! The ONLY celebrity I'd actually go crazy for. her head is wider than her waist, Only cause her hair is a bit manic. Among her many talents, she's a professional dancer of various styles, hence the figure. Here; That's a better one.
-XX- Posted January 23, 2009 Author Posted January 23, 2009 Well... Let's start a topic about her! Good idea?
-XX- Posted January 23, 2009 Author Posted January 23, 2009 I'm not sure that's what the competition is about. I've not voted, but if maybe if you borrow those lace up jeans of Goffs............. and how far would you go to win ?? There are many who don't ride a motorcycle on missracesport.nl That sucks...i think! Well....how far? What do you mean? Going naked? Ehh....no no! But ride on a naked bike, yeah..
Ttaskmaster Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Let's start a topic about her! Of course it's a good idea. So few celebrities deserve the laudation they get. Fair enough, people like Brad Pitt can (and sometimes do) act well, but such worship on the basis that they're cute is such a waste. There are many who don't ride a motorcycle on missracesport.nl In which case it becomes the "Miss: I Think I'm Cute And Want People To Agree" competition, doesn't it? If I were a woman in this competition, I'm sure I'd want people to worship me because I raced and beat the feck out of Rossi, not because they liked the size of my tits. Don't get me wrong, BTW. I love decent breasts. But they have specific purposes and none of those include making someone a better rider.
Moderator Goff Posted January 23, 2009 Moderator Posted January 23, 2009 Of course it's a good idea. So few celebrities deserve the laudation they get. Fair enough, people like Brad Pitt can (and sometimes do) act well, but such worship on the basis that they're cute is such a waste. One of my favourite acors is Ron Perlman - and he aint cute to look at - but there's something about him..... If I were a woman in this competition, I'm sure I'd want people to worship me because I raced and beat the feck out of Rossi, not because they liked the size of my tits. And thats where the problem lies - most of them DON'T wanna be known for that - they will do anything they can to get their faces in a glossy mag - and if that means flashing their tits, then they'll do just that. Half of them havent the brains they were born with anyway! Jodie Marsh for example - what a fuckin thick-headed excuse for a female - but on the flip side there's Katie Price - one of the most shrewd businesswomen in the UK. In which case it becomes the "Miss: I Think I'm Cute And Want People To Agree" competition, doesn't it? Exactly!! Takes more than a pair of tits to turn a bitch into a biker as they say......
-XX- Posted January 23, 2009 Author Posted January 23, 2009 Of course it's a good idea. So few celebrities deserve the laudation they get. Fair enough, people like Brad Pitt can (and sometimes do) act well, but such worship on the basis that they're cute is such a waste. In which case it becomes the "Miss: I Think I'm Cute And Want People To Agree" competition, doesn't it? If I were a woman in this competition, I'm sure I'd want people to worship me because I raced and beat the feck out of Rossi, not because they liked the size of my tits. Don't get me wrong, BTW. I love decent breasts. But they have specific purposes and none of those include making someone a better rider. Hmm...how can i convince you, that i am a good rider.
Ttaskmaster Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 One of my favourite acors is Ron Perlman - and he aint cute to look at - but there's something about him..... Depends on your perspective. If I were a woman (not a girlie, though), I probably would find him attractive. He's got that mischevious twinkle in his eye and far more personality than half the shite out in Hollywood. As is, I'm a bloke, so I can only admire what he does. And thats where the problem lies - most of them DON'T wanna be known for that - they will do anything they can to get their faces in a glossy mag - and if that means flashing their tits, then they'll do just that. When they can't handle the shallow world of glossy mags, they expose the lot and end up in top shelf mags. I love the whole "It's degrading to women" argument, though - If it's degrading, how come so many millions of women in teh UK alone are making such a tidy career out of doing this stuff voluntarily, then? We don't see them complaining when they get the paycheques, do we???!!!! but on the flip side there's Katie Price - one of the most shrewd businesswomen in the UK. She can't be that good - I had to Google her name up to find out who the feck she was.... shortly before scanning her Wiki entry and then dissmissing her. Takes more than a pair of tits to turn a bitch into a biker as they say...... Shall we count them? 1/. Sex-Obsessed Instructor 2/. Sex-Obsessed Examiner 3/. Sex-Obsessed head of biker chapter, with whom no-one dares argue OK, I speak from childish past experience and it's a rare occurrence, thankfully. Most bikers have gotten that title on merit alone and regardless of their gender.
Moderator Goff Posted January 23, 2009 Moderator Posted January 23, 2009 When they can't handle the shallow world of glossy mags, they expose the lot and end up in top shelf mags. I love the whole "It's degrading to women" argument, though - If it's degrading, how come so many millions of women in teh UK alone are making such a tidy career out of doing this stuff voluntarily, then? We don't see them complaining when they get the paycheques, do we???!!!! I dont think its degrading at all. I prolly own more porn than theis lot on here put together She can't be that good - I had to Google her name up to find out who the feck she was.... shortly before scanning her Wiki entry and then dissmissing her. She is none other than Jordan aka Katie Price. If you read her autobiographies she is very very clever indeed.
Gas up - Let's Go! Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Hmm...how can i convince you, that i am a good rider. A challenge ! Thats normally a good way to shut someone up..... no good challenging me though, my days of sitting on a hard ass sportsbike are well gone. Gimmy dirt, rocks, mud, snow, ice, sand, water - but you can keep the tarmac! Well....how far? What do you mean? Going naked? Ehh....no no! But ride on a naked bike, yeah.. It was an open question, some folk would go naked, some would go further than that. You might want to think I'm just reffering to showing us your riding skills (YouTube ??), could be anything? Interesting how you assume 'naked' though - I like your thinking!! Right - celebs' and the publicity they deserve. There are many celebs who I admire and for different reasons, some because they are good at what they do, and it's very subjective, Suzi Perry always gets my vote for many reasons. Actors I'm don't really go for, it's their job so I expect them to be good, they get paid for it so you don't get a pat on the back for doing what you're paid for. Some celebs go out of their way to use their fame in a good way (Esther Ransom and what she does for ChildLine for instance) and I think that's fairplay, to give something back (yes the get some glory too, but if it helps others then so-be-it) OK XX, so, you've got the body, I don't think anyone is desputing that. Lets see how you add to this hijack of your thread. First off your English, you get a plus point for that, English speaking countries are abismal when it comes to second languages, but how are your debating skills? show us what you're made of - apart from the "gimme a 10" threads no-one knows much about you. it takes more than a body to get a 10...
Ttaskmaster Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 I dont think its degrading at all. I prolly own more porn than theis lot on here put together Goff..... I love you!!!!!!! If you read her autobiographies she is very very clever indeed. If you read David Hasselhoff's and William Shatner's Auto-Bios, you'd realise that all other men are lower life forms and you shall only find true sexual satisfaction by sleeping with one of them. If you read George Takei's, you'll get the distinct, yet subtle hint that Shatner is a prick who has only recently started earning respect by sending himself up in his later movies. Suzi Perry always gets my vote for many reasons. Mine for the good work she does. Promoting better riding is an admirable deed. Actors I'm don't really go for, it's their job so I expect them to be good, they get paid for it so you don't get a pat on the back for doing what you're paid for. Never thought I'd say this, but I respect Will Smith more every time I hear about him. Never loses his temper and starts decking photographers (Russell Crowe), never does anything stupid that makes him an obvious target (Hugh Grant) and is generally a nice guy about it. If he's ever done anything bad, I've not heard of it. Compare him to, say..... (tries to think of her name)..... Oh, that Kerry Katona. Only thing I know about her is she's famous for doing drugs and making an arse of herself. show us what you're made of - apart from the "gimme a 10" threads no-one knows much about you. Start with how long you've been riding, how many miles you've done and how many accidents you've had (or not had). That seems to me a fairer vote-earner than whatever your vital stats are. I promise that if I'm impressed I will give you a 10.
-XX- Posted January 24, 2009 Author Posted January 24, 2009 Start with how long you've been riding, how many miles you've done and how many accidents you've had (or not had). That seems to me a fairer vote-earner than whatever your vital stats are. Well... i do ride 18 months now! (exclusive the winter months)... How many miles? I dont know! Much! But i have to take more!...much more! And i made 1 accident..., its a shame! But i hope that was the last crash for me! So, now i am a bad rider because i had made a crash 1 year ago!
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