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A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a

house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells

him

the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador

retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I

was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA

about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country

to

country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one

figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable

spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me

out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle

down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover

security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I

uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he

wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so

cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."

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