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Doctor Dave.

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.

But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.... And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......

Dave!!!!!!!!

Dave!!!!!!!!

Dave!!!!!!!!

....YOU'RE A VET DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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good one. :thumb:

btw; for the americans here, its not a vietnam vet we a talking about !! :D

ooops, forgot about that one. lol.

  • 2 weeks later...

good one. :thumb:

btw; for the americans here, its not a vietnam vet we a talking about !! :D

We call Veteranarians the same thing on this side of the pond too.

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