Live to ride Ride to live Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Priceless -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fred had had a headache for many years . He finally made a doctor's appointment. Results as follows. The doctor said, "Fred, the good news is I can cure your headaches.The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Fred was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need...a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long."Fred laughed. That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Fred tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Fred admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Fred thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Fred and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Fred was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Son, I've been in the business 60 years". Fred tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. He walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Fred thought for a moment and said, "Sure. "The salesman said, "Let's see... Size 36." Fred laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 32 since I was 18 years old. The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 32. A size 32 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache. Suit - £400 New shirt - £36 New underwear - £6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey*DTR Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Priceless -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fred had had a headache for many years . He finally made a doctor's appointment. Results as follows. The doctor said, "Fred, the good news is I can cure your headaches.The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Fred was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need...a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long."Fred laughed. That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Fred tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Fred admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Fred thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Fred and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Fred was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Son, I've been in the business 60 years". Fred tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. He walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Fred thought for a moment and said, "Sure. "The salesman said, "Let's see... Size 36." Fred laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 32 since I was 18 years old. The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 32. A size 32 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache. Suit - £400 New shirt - £36 New underwear - £6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS.... hahaah good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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