A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on

the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past

three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he

thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you

going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of

bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man

standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize

the man was drunk.

"Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??"

"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and

slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says

"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke

down on the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the

baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us

started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help. The right

thing to do would be to help him."

So the husband gets out of bed again, dresses, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he

shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push??" He hears a voice cry out,

"Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."

A man is in bed asleep

AYE Live2 R. They dont get any better .. & OLDGIT""" Ithot u had a sence of humour