Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, he gets a big house and a nice car from St. peter,

a couple of weeks later he is walking about heaven meeting new people, then he see's a man with the best suit he had ever seen, so he askes him 'where did you get that suit',

- I got a hundred of them when i came here, along with a mansion and a garage full of cars and bikes,

- wow how did you get all that stuff and who are you,

- I'm the captain of the Titanic,

Really angry with this he goes to st.Peter

-how come that guy gets all those fancy things, i'm the inventor of windows operating system to which St. Peter replied

- Well the Titanic only crashed once

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