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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A pastor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who bloody gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr piss.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A pastor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who bloody gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr piss.

:lol::rofl:

Tee hee :lol:

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