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reason for oil shortage

drewpy
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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in The North Sea

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster!!!

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    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

    Well, there's a very simple answer.

    Nobody bothered to check the oil.

    We just didn't know we were getting low.

    The reason for that is purely geographical.

    Our OIL is located in The North Sea

    Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster!!!

    haha very good

    before i got to the bottom i was blaming my car shes a drinker

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    he he he

    *wipes half-chewed choco-loops offov screen*

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