Moderator Airhead Posted May 23, 2008 Moderator Share Posted May 23, 2008 Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parents home for their first night together. in the morning Johnny, Fred's little brother gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies "no". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think? His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school". Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies "no." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mum says "no." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mum replies, "Ok do tell me what you think?" He says: Last night Fred came to my room and asked for the vaseline and I think I gave him my aeroplane glue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted May 23, 2008 Moderator Share Posted May 23, 2008 wha wha whaaaaaaaaaaa! I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted May 23, 2008 Author Moderator Share Posted May 23, 2008 wha wha whaaaaaaaaaaa! I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down. I work in a glue factory, No i really do sometimes i find it difficult to go home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.jpg.6e6eb167e0a6dff4733f27bedaf16390.thumb.jpg.c2d8f053e6a294f4d70a79bd2bdaa623.jpg)
Recommended Posts